7.21.2007

WW You D?

Hypothetical situation:

You're a law student. You're spending your Friday night at a local bar listening to a band. As you and your friends "bang your hair" to the sounds of the 80s, you see two bouncers removing another patron of the establishment. One bouncer has the man by the neck; the second kicking the guy's feet and pushing them along. The patron has a look of confusion and shock. The bouncers throw (literally) the guy out of the fire exit, and proceed to kick the guy several times in the ribs before closing the door. What do you do?

A) Walk out the door, help the patron up, and offer your advice on torts.
B) Tell the bouncers that they were out of line (and prepare to be strangled and kicked yourself).
C) Contract local police to a gross abuse of power by the bouncers.
D) Stand quietly by and watch someone get treated like crap.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Both A and C.

dubbayou said...

If you are talking about the guy who got thrown out of the 16C show, then I would choose D.

Assuming we are talking about the same guy, maybe you hadn't noticed, but he was clearly whacked on something (at the very least it was absurd amounts of booze) to the point where he was incoherent and couldn't stand, and had proceeded to sexually harass and/or creepily stare at and/or stand on top of and/or grope every woman (my wife and friends included) in his vicinity.

Ben said...

No, it wasn't the 16C show, and you're right that I don't know what the back story was. But I don't think the kicking was necessary, even if the choking was.